I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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