your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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