Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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