i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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