Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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