if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
