Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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