gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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