Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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