South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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