You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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