She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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