I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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