Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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