that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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