i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
