My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
So. Much. Porn.
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