oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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