Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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