Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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