Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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