Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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