If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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