I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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