summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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