i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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