I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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