I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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