Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later