Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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