What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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