i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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