His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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