Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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