What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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