I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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