She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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