Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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