Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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