Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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