Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize