All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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