Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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