i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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