hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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