Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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