Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
this just has baby written all over it
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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