Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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