i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
being pregnant is like rehab
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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