Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
