New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
ok first of all what the fuck
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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