can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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