sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
