it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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