I must be too annoying 4 u.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
