So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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