All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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