Are we in a gay sports bar?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
